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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Pull Method Jokes More Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?