Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Birth Control Jokes More Birth Control Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps