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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.