Parents
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
Liars
Because their eggs stinked!
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
Roommates
A wharfanage
Parents.
Mom and Dad.