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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.