What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...