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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).