What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!