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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!