What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!