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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.