What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!