What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!