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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!