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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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