How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!