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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!