How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Portfolio Jokes More Portfolio Jokes

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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