How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!