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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund