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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.