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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.