How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.