How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.