How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.