Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**