Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.