Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**