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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.