Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

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A good vacuum cleaner!

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He cured them.

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Urine trouble!

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.