Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

Because it is two-tyred.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.