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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.