Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.