Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.