Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.