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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.