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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.