What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.