What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again