What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"