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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.