What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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It bucked!

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She loves cheap bills

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Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.