What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.