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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...