What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them