What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Because they run over sleepers.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.