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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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I chews you

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The teachers tend to Babylon.

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BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam