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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.