Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!