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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor