Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".