Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.