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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.