Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".