What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.