What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.