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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".