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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.