What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".