What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.