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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them