How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

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