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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".