How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

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