Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.