Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run