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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!