Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.