Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.