How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.