Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.