How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What are instructions?

Correct.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How is that even science fiction?

They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."