How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea