Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
An e-lectron.
An e-mergency.
On the Inkernet.
They're just alternate fax.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
A manual.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
Correct.
Norse Korea