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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"