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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What are instructions?

Correct.