What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"