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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."