What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"