What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

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Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."