His punches Neverland.
Punch
You can actually punch information into a computer.
A boyfriend.
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
PUNCH!
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
You can punch information into a computer.
Because they are already "in the skies".
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
Punjabi-ng.
Holm School
In the ring.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Oeuf!
Because he said Punch's line.
He couldn't see it coming
Punch!
He always throws the punch.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
A cosmetrologist.
Seals.
Rock and Roll
Taco Bell.
Rufi-ooooooo!
You're dead to me.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
It matches their mustaches.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
When my problem is my face!
He was on duty.
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
