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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!