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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.