Oinkment!
Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
God knows.
Because it came out of the pen.
A pork chop!
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Prisons are indoors.