What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.