What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!