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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.