How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!