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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".