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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.