What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.