What does a pig put on his cut?

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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What does a pig use for his skin?

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What do you give a sick pig?

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