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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!