What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!