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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.