What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Tony.

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They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.