What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!