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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs