What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.