What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.