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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.