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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Macaroni and Qi.

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Off-by-one error.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.