What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

Confucius Jokes More Confucius Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.