What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Hodor! Hodor!

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That would be wong on so many levels!

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Macaroni and Qi.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Off-by-one error.