What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.