What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.