Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

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Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.