Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.