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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.