How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.