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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.