How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3