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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.