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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.