How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!