What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

Thirteen Jokes More Thirteen Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.