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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

Thirteen Jokes More Thirteen Jokes

What goes into thirteen twice?

Roman Polanski.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.