What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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So they won't run out of time

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.