What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What goes into thirteen twice?

Roman Polanski.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.