Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.