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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.