Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!