Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!