What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.