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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic