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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.