Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!