Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.