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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?