Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!