Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works