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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!