Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.