Earth wind and fire
A trifle!
Because he played with fire before it was cool.
You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
They're all girls on fire.
He was a snow call, snow show.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
His name was Jack
Because he couldn't concentrate
For throwing out all the w's.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Because they got a bad wrap.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
People got lit and turnt.
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
For bringing home the bacon.
Hotline Bling.
He was losing packets.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
This is not a drill.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Because he didn't start the fire.
I'm stoked!
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
Bernadette
Bernadette.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Because she didn't see it coming.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
He took one too many whisks.
You're fired!
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!
She threw out all the W's.
Because he kept calling "One Love"
Because he'd drop everything
He got fired.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
Because Paracetamol on fire.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
His hand caught on fire.
He threw out the W's
I don't know, just some dude.
When his hand caught fire!!
An Apple turnover.
Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Oh snap!
She threw away all of the W's.
A bullet.
He drove people bananas!
H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.
Seashells
Because he took his job for granite.
Bernie Sanders
Bossy just fired me!
It got fired.
Because it got fired!
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
A shotgun
That he needed to address the situation
Roasting a chicken.
Bernadette!
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
An e-mergency.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Nukes... You're fired!
He took a day off
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
It was a poultry amount
If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
Someone gets fired.
Chard remains.
He was a pieromaniac.
Holy smoke!
It was just a matter of time.
No matches founds
For Catcalling
She didn't have control of her pupils
A Snowman.
A double-vowel shotgun.
He spent all day on the web.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
With a fire drill.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
A smoke aLaama.
The roof is on fire.
Firefighter.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
Your spinning me a yarn here!
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Attire
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
The Dear Reader.
The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.
It's your dad.
He used base 3.
You go Soul-searching.
They always get lost at C.
Her food is potion-controlled.
She couldn't control her pupils.
Ayyee essay, where are you going
He had a loco motive.
