Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.