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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.