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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.