Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.