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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors