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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving