Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.