Job Jokes

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Year Ago Jokes More Year Ago Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Job Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Birthday State of Mind

What job do you never stop training for?

Why are miners always narcissistic?

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

Why did the programmer quit his job?

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why was the midget fired from his job?

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

How is your job and your wife different?

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

Why didn't the koala get a job?

What job can you see yourself doing?

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

Why did the geologist quit his job?

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

When are they going to bring slavery back?

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

What did the pope give up for lent?

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

Why did you leave your last job?

What did you like most about your last job?

What does its job only after its been fired?

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

What's your strongest trait?

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

Why was a missile looking for a job?