Morning wood.
I'm not coming into work today
Because he had a crack addiction.
He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
Ovary Enthusiastic
He was a snow call, snow show.
Because it was soda-pressing
Because it was soda pressing.
This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Because he couldn't concentrate
Conductor
Because they MINE as a job.
You had one job.
He became a quack head
Because they heard there were no jobs there.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Because he didn't get arrays.
He/she barely even cuts it anymore.
It didn't peso well.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Not get a job.
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
They told him he was good at deriving
M'doula obligada.
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
He came up short on his register.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Because their job is draining.
The lumberjack has a job.
I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
He didn't have enough koalifications!
Inspecting mirrors
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Because she was out standing in her field.
A man who is outstanding in his field.
His boss always took him for granite.
A clamboni driver!
To Tally-hos!
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
One has a job.
I am tired of looking for a job.
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
He didn't knead any more dough.
He's outstanding in his field
One day she'd just had un uf.
His job.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
They don't have the right koalfications!
Because it's soda pressing.
Herder
There is nothing left too loose.
He wasn't koalafied!
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
No Jobs
They needed a developer.
Bellhop.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
She was fed up with the hole business.
Legen-dairy*
No connection
He only had one pupil.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
A bullet.
Because he took his job for granite
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
It got fired.
Because it got fired!
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
He lost his patience
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Just run for office!
Me: Personally I need a job.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
He wanted stable employment
It couldn't take the shear stress
Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Ubisoft
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
The lift attendants have jobs.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
Because Opey never delivered.
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
He came to work baked.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
He is small arms dealer
It's sew sew
Because he's always talking trash.
I D K
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
They both multiply a lot.
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
In the bridle suite!
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
They use Force quit.
IDropIt
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
