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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Hole Business Jokes More Hole Business Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!