What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.