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What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.