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What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!