What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!