What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.