What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.