What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.