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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve