Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.