Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.