Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.