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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.