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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.