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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.