Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo