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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.