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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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You grabbit.

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It makes the Dego buy faster.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.