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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.