Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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They both want to crack open a cold one.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.