Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.