Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.