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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.