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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

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What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.