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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

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Why don't you trust me?

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.