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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

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Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.