Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.