Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

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What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Driver License Jokes More Driver License Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

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Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression?

He's always getting off on the wrong foot.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.