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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.