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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.