What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.