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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.