What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.