What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.