What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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A Mini Golf.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.