Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.