What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.