What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn