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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns