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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns