What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn