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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns