What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.