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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.