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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!