What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.