What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.