What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist