What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit