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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

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Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

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My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

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Meals on wheels

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden